pookie

Marty newell

Common Sense

If you don't think you're strong enough to bench press her legs, walk away.

Nasty cunt

It was like her pussy had been stepped on by every dude she fucked. There was hardly any good vagina left, just dick residue and venereal disease.

funny? funny like fat kids wearing fat farm or skinny chicks with juicy written on their buts? yeah, i guess you're funny.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18477_the-5-most-badass-and-possibly-insane-athletes-all-time.html